Whats a traditional chinese wedding without the morning torture for the guys? Haha, just thinking back about it makes me laugh so hard.
So this is how my morning started.
I had to wake up at 5 to get ready. Had to leave the hotel at 7 in the morning to reach Jie's place by 7.30. Woke up, showered, straighten my hair, sprayed the fringe up, put on my pink dress, wear my corsage, put on my bracelet, makeup and I was good to go.
Yes, I was the Maid of Honour, and am pretty much honoured to be. =) First time yo! I wore that dress, satin, pink dress, custom made, and I loved it. nice nice?
In the maxi cab, haha, dont get me going about how efficient the cabs are in singapore again.
Reached there, and we had to get ready for the torture, DUM DUM DUM!!!
We were getting ready the little yummy shot drinks for the boys. *anticipating*? I'll let you know later.
Got ready the props with Rianne, Elissa, and Rushell. Rianne and Rushell were the other bridesmaid.
And Jie was in her room, getting ready. =)
=D *sniff sniff*
Jie and her family
Aunty Theresa, Uncle Raymond, and Alvin
yup yup, very pink indeed
BOYS ARE HERE!!! TIME TO OVER THE VEIL!!!
woots woots, at this point, my heart was pumping like as though I'm the one getting married. haha.
So yes, Alvin, needed to go down to open the door for the kor (groom). With two oranges in his hand that is. haha, Don't know why, dont ask me, I don't know. Anyways, here's the drill, Alvin is suppose to go down, get a red packet from kor, (check the money inside, and see if its enough/acceptable amount), pass the oranges to kor, and open the door for him.
So, here's what happened, Alvin got to the car, and we were screaming from the window upstairs saying, "CHECK HOW MUCH MONEY IS INSIDE, IF ITS SMALL, GIVE THE RED PACKET BACK AND ASK FOR ANOTHER ONE"
and Alvin of course checked la, and he screamed back
"ITS THE LIGHT GREEN NOTE!!! HOW?!"
"ASK FOR MORE LAAAA"
Hahaha, eventually, Alvin gave him the oranges, and opened the door for kor. hhahaha, hilarious much.
So when Kor reached up to the house, haha, we asked for red packets again.
Us being us, we of course checked, and hahaha, money is never enough, we kinda asked for more money 3 times, and 3 times the money double double double! SD YO! =D hahaha, i felt so evil absorbing money just like this. Haha. As you can see in the picture, we counted to the very last cent! =D
What was the funny drink we were mixing? Lets test all their taste senses.
1. Sugar water - Mixed with half a packet of sugar inside (thats alot) mixed with honey and syrup
2. Salt water - SO MUCH SALT that the salt really couldn't dissolve anymore under boiling water
3. Pure Balsamic Vineger - PURE
4. Wasabi drink - THICK
5. Bitter Tea - We chinese call it leong cha. The normal one is already bitter as hell, this is ADDED WITH 5 MORE SPOONS OF THE BITTER POWDER.
And all this are put into shot glasses, mixed with extremely blue food colouring (I swear they're systems inside was all blue after).
come come!!! BEST MAN FIRST!!!
Alex oh Alex, you'll have the honour of having the first taste
I honestly, do not know what he got. but his face was priceless!
Demetrius!!! HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAA!!! Oh god, I can't stop laughing now.
The other Brother (second best man)
THIS WAS THE ONE THAT MADE ME LAUGH THE HARDEST!!!
Why? hahahahaha. So Elgene was my partner for the wedding (third best man), and I guess me being his partner, he would have trusted me to give him so sweet drink or something! hahhahahahaha. so he came to the door, and said to me, "You pick for me" HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA AND HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I picked the wasabi shot for him. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, WHEN I FED HIM, i think the wasabi taste shot up his nose. and he looked back at me with those eyes!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
"Carmen, I trusted you!!!"
Sorry Elgene. =D You're still a good best man!
Ong Wei, I don't know what drink he took, but he was laughing and laughing and laughing!!
The other few brothers that took the drink!!!
ALL THEIR FACES WAS PRICELESS!!! =D
Now, Kor's turn to take the drink!
Honestly, kor's face was the most stoned face. LIKE HE DRANK WATER ONLY! hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha.
We were expecting some weird face, but hahahahhhahah there was nothing!
Smile smurf teeth!
eeeeeee all blue!
BLOW BLOW BLOW THE BALLOON BOYS!!!
What we gonna do with the balloons?
and what are we gonna do with the strings and the cucumber?!
here's what we're gonna do.
Two brothers, having the cucumber tied around their waist.
Other brothers, hold the balloon at your crotch.
Toothpicks as spikes are poked into the end of the cucumber.. and GUESS WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO.
with no hands, swing the cucumber to the other person's crotch, with the spikes and burst the balloon. If you miss and hit other things, WHOOPSS, sorry! =)
HHAHAHAHAHA, it is not as easy as it looks okay! =)
Demetrius was just far too strong! HE BROKE THE CUCUMBER!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA
Questions questions questions
4 Questions, 4 waxing strips in hand.
DUM DUM DUM!!!
DUM DUM DUM!!!
One wrong answer, one brother gets waxed off!!! =D BY ME!!!
First wrong question!
LOOK AT THE HAIR!!! HAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I present you Veet Waxing Strips! Waxes well, clean and smooth! =D
Poor Elgene gets it from me again. I swear he's never gonna trust me again. Poor boy, the only guy with the chest hair... is hairless now!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, Elgene is hairless at his chest now. I do hope it grows back. =)
Kor has to read the pledge out, loud and clear! Sign it....
SIGNING IT WITH A KISS!!!
HAHAHA, it was enough torture for one morning. We allowed kor in to get jie. =)
It was lovely, and woots, we're off to the church!!
Next post, church wedding!